I'm next? Shit, I'm outta here.
The most expensive zombie movie ever isn't actually that bad.
Zombies attack a casino in Reno. Whatever next?
So there you are mucking about stimulating the pineal gland and the next thing you know your dead colleague returns from beyond.
Prometheus, then. That was a bit confusing, wasn’t it? Worry not – we can explain everything. Kinda.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
If you’re a human being, prepare to wish you were a member of some other species.
With Jason's mum dead, who could possibly be the killer in the sequel if Jason drowned all those years ago? Wait a minute...