With Jason's mum dead, who could possibly be the killer in the sequel if Jason drowned all those years ago? Wait a minute...
Just when you thought it was safe to go to an underwater supermarket wearing a special suit constructed out of shopping baskets.
It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters!
Everyone admires Serena Grandiís magnificent chest, but which tit-fancier is knocking off the models working for her skin mag?
Hello? Is anyone hiding behind the curtain with a machete? Hello? Mrs Vorhees...?
My name is Telly Savalas. I'll only be in your movie if I can suck my lollipops.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to 3D Adult orientated water parks
Babs Steel and Mario Bava? Bring it on...